Total Medals Earned: 500 (From 101 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,725 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
You Shot Your Opponent!
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (100/260 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/105 points)
Get all 4 small items' prices correct.
Get all 4 small items' prices incorrect.
Score $0 on the Plinko board.
Score $21,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $30,100 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $41,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/450 points)
Collect all energy in the first level
Find the first secret area
Find the second secret area
But before you do, think of all the kittens
Kill all enemies in Normal Mode
Collect all energy in Normal Mode
Kill 5 enemies in 5 seconds
Finish the game in Normal Mode
Find the third secret area
Found the fourth secret area
Found the fifth secret area
Kill all enemies in Hard Mode
Make an enemy fall to his death
Collect all energy in Hard Mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 4/7 (70/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 4/12 (185/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/65 points)
Set Darcy on fire.
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Send the reincarny back to hell!