Total Medals Earned: 500 (From 101 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,725 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (135/135 points)
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (85/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/475 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (75/330 points)
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/85 points)
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Use arrow for first time
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (55/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.